“We ROCK the Bak Kut Teh like Hip Hop Hurray,
We do it peppery cos that shiztz cray,
The party people scream, “Oui, oui c’est vrai!”
Cos we boil tha stock for 3. Not 2. Not 1 PORKIN’ days!”
Two countries. One long held grudge. A big bone (tea) to pick.
A duel to settle old scores.
On 29th JULY 2012, at 1/2pm,
Singapore faces off Malaysia once again in…
THE BAK KUT TEH CUP… THIS TIME IT’S PERSONAL, AND PORKY
TEAM SINGAPORE: Captained by the fishbone-crunching, pigface boiling gozgozgoz of plusixfive Singapore supperclub. (subliminal subliminal subliminal) VOTE VOTE VOTE! (subliminal subliminal subliminal)
TEAM MALAYSIA: Captained by bintulu belachan smuggling, crab massacreing Yo of Wild Serai Malaysia supperclub (who?! huh?! wah? pfft. Whatev’s.)
WHO MAKES THE BEST BAK KUT TEH? YOU DECIDE!
Either way, charity wins!
HOW THE EVENT WORKS:
Your entry ticket secures you a bowl of bak kut teh (a much loved herbal pork rib soup from South East Asia) from each of the teams.
You will be given a donation envelope upon entry.
You vote for your favourite bak kut teh by the amount of money you donate — placing your donation in the assigned boxes.
The winning bak kut teh is declared at the end of the event and SINGAPORE is crowned the winner (DUH)
All donations at the event go to Action Against Hunger (http://www.actionagainsthunger.org.uk/)
See you on the 29th of July! Bring a hungry appetite and a fat wallet and FOR THE SINGAPOREANS, cans of WHOOPAZZ that you can open in the face of the Malaysians ok?
Huge thanks to event sponsors:
Wai Yee Hong Oriental Supermarket (http://www.waiyeehong.com/)
momo’wich Pan-Asian cafe (http://momowich.com/)
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